Tumblr (3.0; @matts231)http://tumblr.m.atthew.me/<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/kZUPCB9533Y&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/kZUPCB9533Y&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZUPCB9533Y">Llamas with Hats</a> (via <a href="http://youtube.com/user/SecretAgentBob">SecretAgentBob</a>)</p>http://tumblr.m.atthew.me/post/415105265http://tumblr.m.atthew.me/post/415105265Sat, 27 Feb 2010 20:27:23 +1100Stranger: girl looking for boy to talk dirty<br /> Stranger: interested?<br /> You: oh ok<br /> Stranger: you start baby<br /> You: mud<br /> You: dust<br /> You: mold<br /> Your conversational partner has disconnected.http://tumblr.m.atthew.me/post/399727900http://tumblr.m.atthew.me/post/399727900Sat, 20 Feb 2010 14:18:51 +1100<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxm73wyDz01qzyvmso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://blog.viciouspotato.net/post/384826878">viciouspotato</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://jujuxbean.deviantart.com/art/OMGILY-153516948">click</a></p> </blockquote>http://tumblr.m.atthew.me/post/385137981http://tumblr.m.atthew.me/post/385137981Fri, 12 Feb 2010 17:56:11 +1100<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwed5m7QJk1qaozuqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://zzap.in/">zzaps</a>)</p>http://tumblr.m.atthew.me/post/379611713http://tumblr.m.atthew.me/post/379611713Tue, 09 Feb 2010 18:35:55 +1100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxbuubnsiy1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thedw.us/post/370793027/cool-optical-illusion-bro-biotv">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Cool optical illusion, bro.</p> <p>[<a href="http://www.blameitonthevoices.com/2010/02/floating.html">biotv</a>.]</p> </blockquote>http://tumblr.m.atthew.me/post/379539858http://tumblr.m.atthew.me/post/379539858Tue, 09 Feb 2010 17:35:53 +1100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxciqhAt1z1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thedw.us/post/371489645/this-x-that-slate-v-asks-what-would-it-look">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <h2><b>This x That:</b></h2> <ul> <li>Slate V asks: “What would it look like if famous filmmakers <a href="http://www.slatev.com/index.html?bcpid=988327350&bclid=64696393001&bctid=64790979001">‘directed’ the Super Bowl</a>?”</li> </ul> <ul> <li>MTV asks: “Where should season two [of <i>Jersey Shore</i>] <a href="http://remotecontrol.mtv.com/2010/02/01/jersey-shore-poll-where-should-season-two-take-place/">take place</a>?” (A: The Congo.)</li> </ul> <ul> <li>“You look like the vampire Edward”: <a href="http://newsroom.mtv.com/2010/02/02/snooki-meets-phoenix/">Snooki interviews Phoenix for MTV</a>.</li> </ul> <ul> <li>The FedEx Guarantee: Your panda delivered hot in 24 hours or less <a href="http://fedex.com/cgi-bin/pandas_index.cgi">or your money back</a>. (<a href="http://www.metafilter.com/88918/FedEx-Panda">via</a>.)</li> </ul> <ul> <li>Shepard Fairey to release <a href="http://obeygiant.com/prints/relief-for-haiti-print">“Relief for Haiti” print</a>.</li> </ul> <ul> <li>DIY: <a href="http://www.instructables.com/id/Domo-Kun-Night-Lamp/">Domo-kun Night Lamp</a>.</li> </ul> <ul> <li> <a href="http://home.comcast.net/~csclibrary/">The Soda Can Library</a>. (<a href="http://coudal.com/archives/2010/02/the_soda_can_li.php">via</a>.)</li> </ul> <ul> <li>Notable Redesigns: <a href="http://www.designrelated.com/news/feature_view?id=47">Chiquita Banana</a>; <a href="http://www.heinz.com/our-company/press-room/press-releases/press-release.aspx?ndmConfigId=1012072&newsId=20100204005923">Heinz ketchup packet</a>. (<a href="http://www.doobybrain.com/2010/02/04/heinz-unveils-new-dip-squeeze-ketchup-packets/">via</a>.)</li> </ul> <ul> <li> <b>Tea x Time List: </b><a href="http://www.cracked.com/article_18403_6-tiny-things-you-didnt-know-control-world.html">6 Tiny Things That Have Mind-Blowing Global Impacts</a>.</li> </ul> <ul> <li> <b>Above:</b> kulula.com rebranding transforms airplane <a href="http://www.woohome.com/ideas/south-africa%E2%80%99s-kulula-airline%E2%80%99s-rebranding">into flying infographic</a>. (<a href="http://www.notcot.org/post/28192/">via</a>.)</li> </ul> </blockquote>http://tumblr.m.atthew.me/post/379449137http://tumblr.m.atthew.me/post/379449137Tue, 09 Feb 2010 16:31:52 +1100<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxddcdIZWD1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thedw.us/post/372352310/morning-links-shit-just-got-real-the-puppy">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <h2><b>Morning Links:</b></h2> <ul> <li>Shit Just Got Real: The Puppy Bowl starting lineup <a href="http://animal.discovery.com/tv/puppy-bowl/starting-lineup/starting-lineup.html">announced</a>.</li> </ul> <ul> <li>“I quite like hot water bottles in the shape of cats. What might I also like?”: <a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZFICcYW_Jrw/S2nvjSE41RI/AAAAAAAABRw/TLmRAUZ0PzE/s1600-h/internet_forweb.jpg">The Internet is back</a>. (<a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/ay21o/i_think_you_may_find_my_useful_for_i_am_the/">via</a>.)</li> </ul> <ul> <li>Batman & Robin <a href="http://www.batmancomic.info/">Comic Generator</a>.</li> </ul> <ul> <li>Single Serving Site of the Day: <a href="http://www.aheartaday.com/">A Heart A Day</a>.</li> </ul> <ul> <li>Single Serving Tumblr of the Day: <a href="http://fuckyeahsnookishop.tumblr.com/">Fuck Yeah Snooki Shop</a>.</li> </ul> <ul> <li> <b>Morning Distraction:</b> <a href="http://twofoldsecret.com/our-games/where-we-remain/">Where We Remain</a>. (<a href="http://www.indiegames.com/blog/2010/02/browser_game_pick_where_we_sta.html">via</a>.)</li> </ul> <ul> <li> <b>Morning Wood:</b> <a href="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?p=30730">Kelly Kelly</a> — easy to remember; hard to forget.</li> </ul> <ul> <li> <b>Morning List:</b> <a href="http://www.cracked.com/article_18387_5-ways-world-could-end-youd-never-see-coming.html">5 Ways The World Could End (You’d Never See Coming)</a>.</li> </ul> <p>[image: <a href="http://failblog.org/2010/02/04/advertising-fail-4/">failblog</a>.]</p> </blockquote>http://tumblr.m.atthew.me/post/379342027http://tumblr.m.atthew.me/post/379342027Tue, 09 Feb 2010 14:49:02 +1100<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxdm25obFj1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thedw.us/post/372562669/upcycled-iclock-of-the-day-this-stylish-ibook">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>Upcycled iClock of the Day:</b> This stylish iBook clock is constructed using a recycled Mac G4 iBook case and an Apple mouse, which provides the timepiece with a working pendulum bob.</p> <p>Available now from Etsy seller Pixel This <a href="http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=39481272">for $75</a>.</p> <p>[<a href="http://www.geeky-gadgets.com/recycled-apple-ibook-g4-clock-05-02-2010/">geekygadgets</a>.]</p> </blockquote>http://tumblr.m.atthew.me/post/379135227http://tumblr.m.atthew.me/post/379135227Tue, 09 Feb 2010 13:19:56 +1100<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxdz84Dy9J1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thedw.us/post/372812274/miss-u-inb4-dwarf-planets-also-orbit-the-sun">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Miss u.</p> <p>(inb4 dwarf planets also orbit the Sun.)</p> <p>[<a href="http://www.eatliver.com/i.php?n=5324">eatliver</a>.]</p> </blockquote>http://tumblr.m.atthew.me/post/379072543http://tumblr.m.atthew.me/post/379072543Tue, 09 Feb 2010 12:39:53 +1100<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxe26uuOms1qznq5po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://larryh.tumblr.com/post/372895366">larryh</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/giagantor/brilliant-windows-wallpaper-10is">Windows Wallpaper</a></p> </blockquote>http://tumblr.m.atthew.me/post/378965712http://tumblr.m.atthew.me/post/378965712Tue, 09 Feb 2010 11:40:50 +1100<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxflyaMjWs1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thedw.us/post/374668113/buy-this-om-nom-nom-cat-dish-from-etsy-seller">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>Buy This: </b><a href="http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=29107203">Om Nom Nom Cat Dish</a> from Etsy seller gabizoidal.</p> <p>Hand-painted 6oz ceramic LOLbowl. Custom color orders welcome. $35.</p> <p>[<a href="http://www.etsy.com/storque/spotlight/etsy-finds-revenge-of-the-nerds-6995/">storque</a>.]</p> </blockquote>http://tumblr.m.atthew.me/post/378836725http://tumblr.m.atthew.me/post/378836725Tue, 09 Feb 2010 10:24:53 +1100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxg2lsaniI1qz4vaho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://tumblr.beaugil.es/post/374986443/via-oliyoung">beaugiles</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>(via <a href="http://blog.oliyoung.com/post/374946829/pop-shorty-the-geek-love-continues-new-pop">oliyoung</a>)</p> </blockquote>http://tumblr.m.atthew.me/post/378724840http://tumblr.m.atthew.me/post/378724840Tue, 09 Feb 2010 09:14:54 +1100<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kx3nq05ftB1qzvqipo1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://tumblr.beaugil.es/post/375546041/via-juliasegal">beaugiles</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>(via <a href="http://juliasegal.tumblr.com/">juliasegal</a>)</p> </blockquote>http://tumblr.m.atthew.me/post/378633375http://tumblr.m.atthew.me/post/378633375Tue, 09 Feb 2010 08:15:06 +1100<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxh9x1AVxR1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thedw.us/post/376184751/crib-notes-of-the-day-during-the-q-a-portion-of" class="tumblr_blog">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>Crib Notes of the Day:</b> During the Q & A portion of Sarah Palin’s appearance at last night’s Tea Party Convention, she was <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOvQCkrm3Sg&feature=player_embedded">caught on camera</a> reviewing response cues pre-written on her hand. <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/stefan-sirucek/did-palin-use-crib-notes_b_452458.html">Enhanced images</a> confirm that Palin indeed had the words “Energy”, “Tax cuts” and “Lift American Spirits” scribbled on her palm.</p> <p>Let us put aside the fact that this proves that her softball questions were screened in advance, and that she needed help answering pre-screened softball questions — and focus on the fact that she has a clearly visible <a href="http://www.memorialbracelets.com/powmia.php">POW/MIA bracelet</a> with her son Track’s name on it.</p> <p>What is that about?</p> <p>[<a href="http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=5005597&cpp=1">fark</a>.]</p> </blockquote>http://tumblr.m.atthew.me/post/378628296http://tumblr.m.atthew.me/post/378628296Tue, 09 Feb 2010 08:12:05 +1100<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxhdcwTjTG1qz9cbqo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://ollynewport.tumblr.com/post/376270996/facefail">ollynewport</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Her status for the next month should say, “Grounded for a good cause. DO NOT TXT ME!”</p> </blockquote>http://tumblr.m.atthew.me/post/378539314http://tumblr.m.atthew.me/post/378539314Tue, 09 Feb 2010 07:09:54 +1100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxhhcefl2P1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thedw.us/post/376396099/brunch-links-snowpocalypse-10-massive">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <h2><b>Brunch Links:</b></h2> <ul> <li>Snowpocalypse ‘10: Massive snowball fight takes place <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/02/06/AR2010020601086.html">in DC’s Dupont Circle</a>.</li> </ul> <ul> <li>Study: Brain can’t handle <a href="http://www.thestar.com/living/article/761237--british-researcher-asks-how-many-friends-can-you-have?bn=1">more than 150 friends</a>. Number of enemies remains unlimited.</li> </ul> <ul> <li> <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2010/02/07/world/asia/07karaoke.html">My Way Killings</a>: Singing Sinatra’s “My Way” in Filipino karaoke bars considered a deadly endeavor.</li> </ul> <ul> <li>Mugging victim unmoved by six-inch knife <a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2835867/Stab-victim-didnt-feel-blade.html">sticking out of her neck</a>.</li> </ul> <ul> <li>Mother foils son’s prank <a href="http://www.wisn.com/news/22473107/detail.html">with a .357 revolver</a>.</li> </ul> <ul> <li> <b>Better Know A Dead Person: </b>Sir John Dankworth, legendary saxophone player, <a href="http://www.nme.com/news/various-artists/49615">dead at 82</a>.</li> </ul> <ul> <li> <b>Brunch List:</b> <a href="http://www.cracked.com/article_18405_7-insane-ways-music-affects-body-according-to-science.html">7 Insane Ways Music Affects The Body (According to Science)</a>.</li> </ul> <p>[photo: <a href="http://kuvaton.com/browse/13956/calculator_rage_ffffuuuuu.jpg">kuvaton</a>.]</p> </blockquote>http://tumblr.m.atthew.me/post/378461322http://tumblr.m.atthew.me/post/378461322Tue, 09 Feb 2010 06:08:52 +1100<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwku6kKTaI1qzjtwvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://zzap.in/">zzaps</a>)</p>http://tumblr.m.atthew.me/post/378388484http://tumblr.m.atthew.me/post/378388484Tue, 09 Feb 2010 05:06:56 +1100<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwfm4jsKEj1qa2txho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://tumblr.beaugil.es/">beaugiles</a>)</p>http://tumblr.m.atthew.me/post/378316427http://tumblr.m.atthew.me/post/378316427Tue, 09 Feb 2010 04:05:56 +1100<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxi2p88iZs1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thedw.us/post/377171173/sb44-i-c-wat-u-dun-thur-reddit">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>SB44: </b>I C WAT U DUN THUR.</p> <p>[<a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/az7ke/did_someone_say_superb_owl/">reddit</a>.]</p> </blockquote>http://tumblr.m.atthew.me/post/378245650http://tumblr.m.atthew.me/post/378245650Tue, 09 Feb 2010 03:04:54 +1100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxibraILDP1qznq5po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://larryh.tumblr.com/post/377508187">larryh</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/ashleytalong/nintendo-ds-toast-hpz">Nintendo DS Toast</a></p> </blockquote>http://tumblr.m.atthew.me/post/378178039http://tumblr.m.atthew.me/post/378178039Tue, 09 Feb 2010 02:04:51 +1100