- Stranger: girl looking for boy to talk dirty
- Stranger: interested?
- You: oh ok
- Stranger: you start baby
- You: mud
- You: dust
- You: mold
- Your conversational partner has disconnected.
This x That:
- Slate V asks: “What would it look like if famous filmmakers ‘directed’ the Super Bowl?”
- MTV asks: “Where should season two [of Jersey Shore] take place?” (A: The Congo.)
- “You look like the vampire Edward”: Snooki interviews Phoenix for MTV.
- The FedEx Guarantee: Your panda delivered hot in 24 hours or less or your money back. (via.)
- Shepard Fairey to release “Relief for Haiti” print.
- DIY: Domo-kun Night Lamp.
- Notable Redesigns: Chiquita Banana; Heinz ketchup packet. (via.)
- Tea x Time List: 6 Tiny Things That Have Mind-Blowing Global Impacts.
- Above: kulula.com rebranding transforms airplane into flying infographic. (via.)
Morning Links:
- Shit Just Got Real: The Puppy Bowl starting lineup announced.
- “I quite like hot water bottles in the shape of cats. What might I also like?”: The Internet is back. (via.)
- Batman & Robin Comic Generator.
- Single Serving Site of the Day: A Heart A Day.
- Single Serving Tumblr of the Day: Fuck Yeah Snooki Shop.
- Morning Distraction: Where We Remain. (via.)
- Morning Wood: Kelly Kelly — easy to remember; hard to forget.
- Morning List: 5 Ways The World Could End (You’d Never See Coming).
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Upcycled iClock of the Day: This stylish iBook clock is constructed using a recycled Mac G4 iBook case and an Apple mouse, which provides the timepiece with a working pendulum bob.
Available now from Etsy seller Pixel This for $75.
[geekygadgets.]
Buy This: Om Nom Nom Cat Dish from Etsy seller gabizoidal.
Hand-painted 6oz ceramic LOLbowl. Custom color orders welcome. $35.
[storque.]
Crib Notes of the Day: During the Q & A portion of Sarah Palin’s appearance at last night’s Tea Party Convention, she was caught on camera reviewing response cues pre-written on her hand. Enhanced images confirm that Palin indeed had the words “Energy”, “Tax cuts” and “Lift American Spirits” scribbled on her palm.
Let us put aside the fact that this proves that her softball questions were screened in advance, and that she needed help answering pre-screened softball questions — and focus on the fact that she has a clearly visible POW/MIA bracelet with her son Track’s name on it.
What is that about?
[fark.]




